I had a completely different blog post set to go today… and in line with the theme of my life (and the original post), sometimes things don’t go as planned. Sometimes life takes a 180. Sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad. Today, it’s good.

The results of the Oncotype DX test came in today: LUCKY 7. A great sign that I’ll likely just need hormone therapy, and not chemotherapy. All of my limbs are crossed for good luck. I see the first oncologist on Monday and will know more once I have expert opinions.

I also visited the plastic surgeon today and he took out my last drain. Another rainbow of awesomeness. It wasn’t quite ready to come out, so I go back tomorrow to make sure nothing is pooling in my boob, which the PA called “juicy.” That’s right, gurl. They always were.

The last week and a half has been tough, and when things get tough, you start to weaken. Hence, the original post below, written before the universe decided to throw me a bone. The original post will have you wanting to slit your wrists… I know how you all love a good cry, so I kept it, because it’s necessary. Grab a glass of something and read it with a smile, and a sob, and a few more smiles.

This post is dedicated to my Duanester. He’s already seen this post. He said it was good.

Duane has made me (and some others) want to punch him in the face many times in the last year. I’m sure he’s wanted to do the same to me. I’m sure a lot of times I deserved it. But we’ve also shared so much love, memories and ridiculous inside jokes for the last five years, and I know the universe put us together for a reason. There are no coincidences in this life.

This is Duane and my all time favorite song. We were both shocked to learn that when we first met #LoveAtFirstSight. I always thought, this would be a very weird wedding song. I didn’t realize I wouldn’t need it for a wedding. I’d need it for this memoir. It makes perfect sense.

Love you my Duanester. You were tough to put up with someone like me. Always keep it in the middle ❤

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ORIGINAL POST: “the struggle is real”

Anxiety is a motherfucker. I’ve felt it inside my chest, and inside my head, steadily since June 1.

It’s crazy the power of the mind and its ability to physically take over. It’s actually impressive how strong a hold anxiety can have… how it can leave you paralyzed and absolutely terrified.

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I’ve always suffered from work-related anxiety — my mind races, I get nervous about a big presentation, I anticipate next day challenges, I know I have to wake up extra early and don’t want to be late, so I barely sleep at all… it’s all pretty standard, for anyone.

The anxiety I’ve felt since June 1 has reached a whole other level of crazy. It’s not just related to having breast cancer, or the struggle I went through to get diagnosed, or the latest development that it’s apparently invasive.

At the same time I was battling doctors to figure out what was really wrong with me, my entire world literally flipped upside down and fell all over the floor. Now, post-mastectomy, I’m dealing with the fall out of ALL of it. It’s this bigger picture of my life right now that prompted me to start blogging in the first place.

In June, I wasn’t just diagnosed with DCIS unexpectedly. After months of discussion and effort, my boyfriend of five years, a man I love dearly and planned to marry, Duane, also moved out of the house we shared and we ended our relationship.

YUP. You just read that. Full disclosure, he’s already read this post and fully supports it.

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I will not share personal and private details about my relationship with Duane and why we decided to part ways. The moral of that story is simple: sometimes (often times) love just isn’t enough. Sometimes things don’t work out the way you planned. But at the same time, love is powerful… and powerful love gives equally powerful anxiety a run for its money.

So to be clear, this post is not about what pieces of shit men are or how Duane is the root cause of all of my anxiety. It’s about what people who love you do to support you when you’re faced with the shittiest possible circumstances. It’s about how people show up when shit gets real — your best friends, your family, strangers and even your now ex boyfriend. It’s about accepting life as it comes, even as torrential as mine has been, and moving past the life you planned to allow room for the life that needs to emerge.

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It’s next to impossible to process with any kind of sanity a major break-up that happens at nearly the exact same time your second cancer diagnosis is handed down. I had no idea how to tell anyone I had breast cancer after all these years of being in remission. I was embarrassed to tell people Duane and I were breaking up, when the first question people would ask was, “How’s Duane handling this cancer nonsense.” I didn’t want to say the words. I didn’t want to tell this story a thousand times. I didn’t want to look people in the eyes and watch them crumble. And I didn’t want people gossiping and assuming things behind my back. So in all honesty, I can count on one hand how many people knew what was going on with my health and with Duane.

I’m grateful that despite many difficult relationship conversations, Duane was with me every second through finding out I needed to have a biopsy, while I was on a business trip all alone in Las Vegas and far away from any source of comfort (I did end up spending the afternoon at this spa, it was necessary). I’m grateful he insisted on driving me to have the biopsy on May 1, even though plans were in place for him to move out and I was trying to shut him out. I’m eternally grateful he persistently checked up on me after every doctor appointment, particularly my June 1 appointment that I expected would be very standard and turned out to be everything but standard.

I’ll never forget that day… June 1 was the day anxiety kicked break-up sadness aside and grabbed a hold of me hard. All of a sudden, I didn’t have any time to be sad about my break-up. I simply needed every best friend I had, Duane being front and center. Just because you break up doesn’t mean you don’t show up.

My mother and I numbly walked out of Dr. B’s office into a gloomy, drizzly, grey parking lot (how appropriate). We sat in the car for a few minutes to figure out, what now?? Do I go home with her and face my poor dad? No way. Is she actually going to let her daughter drive two hours home alone to Beacon, to a house once filled with love and now filled with petty arguments? Apparently yes… she didn’t really have a choice, although she did try to convince me to let her come. I needed to be alone. I needed a good drive. I needed the old comfort of MY home. I needed to cry ugly and loudly by myself, while listening to the saddest playlist ever. It’s a girl thing. I did talk to my best friends Jackie and Colleen from the car on the way home. We all cried together.

I got home, climbed onto the couch with my pillow and my old teddy bear Doc (my first teddy bear, a gift from when I had cancer the first time… yes, I’m in my 30s) and waited for Duane to walk in the door. And when he did, and looked at me in my swollen red eyes, and looked at the paper Dr. B had drawn on to describe my diagnosis and recommended surgery, he didn’t quite understand. And then I had to say it, “I have breast cancer,” and he fell apart with me, and grabbed a hold of me tight, like a best friend does.

And after a little while, we did another thing that best friends do… we ordered the fattest meal possible from our favorite local diner and sat in front of the TV watching DVR in pajamas for the rest of the night.

In the days that followed, June and the first half of July, I was truly manic. I’d had my cry and now had to kick into planning and execution mode. Time to get to work, bitch.

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I made lists of the things I needed to do in June and July: tell my boss/coworkers; research and meet with plastic surgeons; decide on which very complicated reconstruction surgery to have and prepare myself for months of physical therapy, recovery and perhaps a lifetime of not really feeling like myself again (holy shit); divide up the items Duane and I owned and clean the house that was now missing all of his things; get a handle on the finances and bills that Duane always managed for both of us; and importantly, reach a huge milestone in the skincare business I own: become a level 5 leader, a personal goal to make sure one good thing happened in June.

I insisted on preserving what was supposed to be the “Summer of Mary,” going to Maine with my family and visiting my brother and his family in LA… who knows when I’ll get to pick those babies up again. Really, I was adamant that the shit hitting the fan would not stop me from living life my way. And it didn’t… I just lived with a permanent tightness in my chest day and night, like I was carrying an elephant around all day long.

I couldn’t sleep in a house that all of a sudden sounded and smelled differently now that Duane was gone, so I either stayed up until the early morning hours starting projects and checking off lists, or I medicated myself to sleep. Regardless, I’d wake up with a start, early in the morning. My feet would hit the floor and I would go, fueled by anxiety, adrenaline and a feeling that time to get everything done was running out. I luckily had enough vacation days at work and was able to take the entire month of July off. I was a waste of space there in this state of mind anyway.

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I slowly started to tell my closest friends and family, and they flocked to me. They helped me clean and organize my house. They helped me feel normal, brought me wine, took me out, DISTRACTED me. They helped Duane wrap his head around this insane situation and offered him advice on what to do next. They planned an incredible party for me in NYC, HOLLApalooza 2015, to celebrate life and friendship and new beginnings. They bought me things they knew I’d need, that I hadn’t even thought of. They helped me start this blog. I’ll be forever in their debt. I have the best people in the world in my corner. I don’t think many people can say that and really mean it. A future post will be dedicated to my kick-ass posse.

This feeling of friendship and love only escalated and overpowered anxiety when I launched this blog. The response I’ve gotten has been ENORMOUS. Tougher Than TWOmurs has reached people I’ve never met, or that I’d lost touch with, and has fueled such incredible positive energy, which prepared me for the hardest part, my surgery. I’m convinced the only reason I left the hospital as soon as I did is because of the constant flow of well-wishes, text messages, Facebook messages, phone calls, that came in droves, distracting me from how shitty I felt and replacing the pit in my stomach with warmth in my heart. I’ll be forever grateful. It meant more than anyone could have ever known, and now you do. Duane showing up at the hospital and staying for two nights sealed the deal.

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It’s been exactly three weeks since I had my double mastectomy. Recovery-wise, my first week went so much better than I ever expected it would, but that doesn’t mean it’s been a walk in the park. The first few days and nights out of the hospital were tough. Thank God I had a crew helping me around the clock.

Showering, getting dressed and doing my hair are interesting experiences. Daily functions get a little easier everyday, but each new day brings a new complication in the recovery process… my chest muscles are spasming, nerves are angrily coming back to life and the pain and discomfort just take on new forms that I have to get used to all over again. It feels like I have two bricks sitting on my chest and lumps under each arm that create constant tension in my torso. Nights are filled with interrupted sleep (you just cannot get comfortable) and medication doesn’t really work. I cannot do basic things like open doors, pour myself water or sit up after laying down. The healing process is annoying as hell — I want to be better now, and instead I’m extremely stiff, can’t move my arms much, am forced to sleep on my back and am tired all the time.

I’m an independent woman living in her retired parents’ home again, and reliant, day in and out, on two people I haven’t lived with for over a decade. As incredible as my parents have been, and even though their home has been flooded with the kindest of well-wishes, flowers, desserts, cards, calls, friends, family, laughter and love, there is a hole… I long to be in my own home, with my best friend Duane, who knows exactly what to do, what I need and how to make me feel better, and it’s just not going to happen, nor should it happen. My life as I knew it, and loved it, is once again forever changed, and it sucks. That’s all there is to it.

That sadness I thought was kicked to the curb has now teamed up with anxiety and come back with a vengeance. It didn’t help to learn after week 1 that my journey with cancer is far from over. What. The. Fuck.

Duane was the first person I called.

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In this circular pattern my life tends to take, I had my day on Aug. 13th to cry and pity myself, and then I got to work. How am I going to plan each and every day from now through September, which doctors will I see, will they even SEE ME (let the hounding commence), if I need chemo, will I be able to travel or attend my best friends’ weddings in the fall, when am I going to harvest my eggs… I HAVE TO HARVEST MY EGGS?? I don’t even have a husband in my future anymore, when the hell am I going to use these eggs I have to pay thousands of dollars to harvest? What will the side effects of the hormone therapy be, am I going to turn into a man?

When the hell will I ever get HOME and back to some normality…

This tough bitch isn’t feeling so tough these days. I guess even superwoman needs a vacation every now and then.

I had no idea how to end this post on a more positive note. These last few weeks have left me pretty hopeless. So I asked Duane… and that’s what the silver lining really is. We may have lost the fairy tale, but we got to keep the friendship.

In this life, we ALWAYS have a choice. Wallow in the sadness, or accept what is and find the good in it. Have faith that once the air is cleared, the mind will be too.

And then find a hundred online memes that inspire you to just keep on truckin…

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16 thoughts on “when it rains, it pours (champagne)

  1. You are an inspiration to every man and woman on this planet. The shitty obstacles put on your course of life don’t mean shit. Like i said to you the first time I messaged you: YOURE A ROCKSTAR and I have so much faith in you. Go lucky 7!!!! Xo

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  2. I fully expect you to leap through this second ring of fire unscathed. On the other hand…..my hair has begun to fall out. On a clear night, you can see the Fraggle Moon. Love you Mary, dad.

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  3. Your strength and honesty overwhelms me. I have no doubt you will continue to be a source of amazing resilience not only for yourself, but for all of us, as you have always been. I am so proud of you and love you so much. BTW my cleaning is my Xanax; sorry Marsey!! xo

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  4. You are Super Natural!
    I always said “I can handle any crisis, ONE at A time” but we all know, God and man does NOT work like that.
    Your story leaves MY head spinning. Hats off to you Mary ! I’m so thankful that you are able to endure what life is throwing at you.
    So glad you got a good result on the Onocotype Dx test 👏🏻👍🏼🙏🏻prayers answered.
    Keep blogging. Love you all.

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  5. Hi Mary,
    I just read your story and am sitting here in tears; not only for what I have read, but for the inspiration you ooze…(Oh, so sorry to use the word ‘ooze’ !)…Ha, a little humor…I bet you smiled at that apology..
    …I have numerous friends that have had (and long surpassed) double mastectomy’s and more so I am somewhat familiar with the ooze factor..(!)

    You are an inspiration to so many; so many more than you are aware of, because sadly, we are unable to know the precise moments when others are thinking of us..I wish there was a magic ‘alert’ of some kind that could let you know every time those who love and admire you are thinking of you and saying “I have your back’…
    God will watch over you and guide you on this path, yet again….He sort of HAS to…It’s payback time for all the years of going to Church !
    We love you; truly we do….
    Yvonne and Buddy…..

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  6. Hi Mary, The Questions from your parents was so funny, I have to share this with you. When I go somewhere, and I come home and I go downstairs to see Betty and let her know ” I’m Home”. She says…… Wait for it….

    “Oh, are you Home?”

    I stand there in disbelief … Because, that’s ALWAYS her first QUESTION!!!! I AM STANDING IN FRONT OF HER!!!!!!!!

    When I get up in the morning ………. You guessed it!!! “Oh are you up?

    Kim and I call them Bettyisms😆 They say we mock what we are to become, and that is very frightening , so we try not to mock it too much.

    Thought you could use a laugh… Gotta keep laughing. Love you. Hugs Aunt Deb

    Sent from my iPad Deb

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